THEODORE, ALABAMA -- Here's a photo a pelican showed me of BO posing Monday for a great photo op with SEIU workers, imported from Noo Yawk, on this otherwise deserted beach. Notice their pasty white skin. Also notice that BO's sleeves are rolled up for the work ahead -- devouring that biggie-size snowcone in his hand.Later in the day, BO stopped in Gulfport, Mississipi, to reassure America that everything is just fine in the Gulf states, by gorging on shrimp and crawfish and crab. Everyone else in His entourage had to settle for McDonald's, but, in a twist of irony, their food actually may have been safer.
Through his ministry of propaganda, the press, BO then told Americans they had 48 hours to go to the nearest Gulf beach for a vacation ... OR ELSE! Then he retired to his hotel room so that TOTUS could upload tonight's speech about me into His brain. I'm sure his words will really kick my ass.
I want to know if you are fossil fuel or Abiotic?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDyb2rOAEwg
ReplyDeleteYou know me, Mr Spill, how could I resist? Geez, I didn't find the happy hour photos of him shucking crabs. Shucks!
Killer munchies!
ReplyDeleteLooks like cigarettes weren't cutting it anymore, with this kind of pressure he needed to burn a fattie, lol
did Michelle let him eat any corndogs or is that illegal already! lmbo
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you're just trembling in anticipation of BO's 'tough' speech! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou've already kicked his ass and then some!
Spill,
ReplyDeleteYou shouldn't be so hard on BO. After all he has come down there four times already to check on you. Now if that doesn't show love, I don't know what does.
I think he has the munchies, tell BO to PPP you, Oil Spill!
ReplyDeleteIt's all about the photos and the headlines. We all knew this empty suit from the campaign days, now the idiots who voted for him are also finding out.
ReplyDeleteThe man has an oral fixation.
ReplyDeleteOdie, You said a mouthful....hee hee!
ReplyDeleteSB, that was fun live tweeting with you!
Mr. Oil Spill, I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Obongo doesn't have a CLUE what to do with YOU!
Slick--can't you just leave me alone while I eat my waffles?
ReplyDeleteMr. Oil Spill...you have BHO stumped. His speech tonight proved it. All he did was lie about how we're running out of places to drill for you and about how busy he's been trying cleaning you up. But he has no idea how to stop you. I just don't like the way he's using you to promote his Cap & Tax agenda.
ReplyDeleteLove your blog. How 'bout a live feed of your trip to shore? Would love that.
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