In the Gulf where it was born,
Lived an oil spill that fouled the sea,
And they tried to end its life,
But they were useless, BP,
So He golfed and took vacation,
Then He ate to get his fill,
And the crisis spun out of control,
And now we call it His oil spill,
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill,
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill.
Bobby Jindal He did ignore,
So in three Novembers He's out the door,
And the fat lady begins to sing.
(Vuvuzelas play)
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill,
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill.
(Full speed ahead, Mr. Oil Spill, there's a beach ahead!
Full speed over here, sir!
There's an oyster bed! And the White House!
Aye, aye, sir, gush!
Oil Spill! Oil Spill!)
As we learn to live with sheen (live with sheen)
Every one of us (every one of us) wants Him to leave (him to leave)
He is confused (he is confused) incompetent still (incompetent still)
About Obama's (about Obama's) oil spill (oil Spill) (Haha!)
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill,
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill.
(fading)
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill,
We all live with Obama's oil spill,
Obama's oil spill, Obama's oil spill.
With musical accompaniment for those without an ear for song.
UPDATE: Thanks to Nice Deb for including the spill in her Thursday Oil Spill Blog Links.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
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Very good! The vuvuzelas was a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteIt's the biggest drilling mess-up since 9 months before BHO was born. Too bad the spill wasn't contained early, just like this one, now.
ReplyDeleteGood song (from one who does have ear for music).
Those vuvzelas are getting absolutely everywhere, LMAO!
ReplyDeleteI was happily singing along, until I read "(Vuvuzelas play)".
ReplyDeleteThen I lost all my coffee to the screen :)
hah, ok, I needed that this morning. Dude, you should sing it, or find someone who can sing, then do still shots of all the oil and the golfing and what not and have it appear as the song (with music) plays. I mean, if you have infinite amounts of time :)
ReplyDeleteWhat is a vuvzelas?
ReplyDeleteGood song! Oil Spill, you are much slicker than Obama and are showing him up big time. He can't handle you revealing his incompetence.
ReplyDeleteYour talents are endless, Oil Spill!
ReplyDeleteIsn't it nice that we will be living with you for a long, long time to come?
ReplyDeleteNever thought you could spell "incompetence" O-B-U-M-M-E-R-Z [space] O-I-L [space] S-P-I-L-L.
ReplyDeleteGreat song Snarky! Your talents go beyond the pale!
Myabe you can find a singing pelican and put it on You Tube.
ReplyDeleteAuthor, author !!!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Oil Spill, you can even do the Beatles.
ReplyDeleteTrestin, a vuvuzela is a rather annoying trumpet-like horn made popular at the World Cup. It is rather ridiculous, IMO :)
ReplyDeleteHey Spill - do you take requests? I could really use some Ray Charles - "Just For a Spill..." No one throws it down like you Spill.
ReplyDeleteWell Mr. Oil Spill...I guess you didn't burn your Beatles records like that Snarky guy.
ReplyDeleteLove the song, btw...vuvuzelas and all.
this should be sent to Caroline Glick for the Latma TV gang to produce!! Only one problem... Paul McCartney would not be too happy :)
ReplyDeleteHey Spilly, you ARE talented, and as teresa says - way slicker than BO. I'll be humming that chorus way longer than comfortable, I'm afraid.
ReplyDeleteSpillmeister, I knew you were a presidency-wrecking juggernaut. I quickly realized you had a flair for environmental destruction. I was amazed at your ability to grow in size and shape in a rapid manner.
ReplyDeleteI never knew you were a musical genius.
Bravo, you magnificent 'basterd'.
If I have to listen to a vuvuzela ever again, it should at least be in a tribute to you Oily!
ReplyDeletehow bout the venom that spills forth from his mouth..gah!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt the rate things are going you'll be able to get through the entire Beatles catalog before they figure out how to shut you off. lol
ReplyDeleteOily, are you ok? It's been awhile since you updated. My mom just sent me a text that says you are not a broken pipe, but a crack in the sea floor itself! She says the only way to fix you is with a nuclear missile that would melt the rock to close the crack. If that's true, you can rest assured that BO will never kick your ass.
ReplyDeleteBTW are those dinosaur parts you are spitting out, or is that just another phony story?
ReplyDelete@Anon ... since the little robot went on the fritz and knocked my cap askew, I've been working overtime. I'll be back to regular posting next week. After all, kicking BO's ass is a lot of work.
ReplyDeleteRest up, Oil Spill!
ReplyDeleteAnd, Happy July 4th. You're entitled to a vacation, after all
obummer takes one every other day.
Hey Spill - we haven't forgotten you but looks like your boss has been busy with immigration reform, DOJ excusing some panthers, suing a state, making sure NASA makes Muslims feel good, killing jobs,completely destroying the US, LeBron and more golf. Rumors are even spreading that you are about to be capped. Say it ain't so Spill!
ReplyDeleteNicely said-- I am sure most Americans are looking forward to the day that this whole oil mess will be over!!
ReplyDeletehey oilspill, was wondering where you are hiding. The new cap is not fully operational as yet, so you are still being a really slick personality :)
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